And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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