I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We are two peas in an std pod
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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