Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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