I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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