toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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