Plan B is the new Plan A
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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