i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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