It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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