I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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