I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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