whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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