So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
