Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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