i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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