dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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