There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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