you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Actions speak louder than pants.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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