What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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