we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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