I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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