But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are two peas in an std pod
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
