The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Randomize
