I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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