Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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