my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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