garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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