his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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