College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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