idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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