Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
