can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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