This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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