If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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