I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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