Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Come on in and take your pants off
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