All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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