There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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