we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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