the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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