I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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