im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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