one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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