Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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