a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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