She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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