I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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