i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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