You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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