***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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