let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
