The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
